The Genie Game

Okay this is how it works. You make a wish and the next person grants it, but with a downside. For example
Person 1: I wish for really long hair
Person 2: Granted, but it is grey and frizzy. I wish for...


Okay, I wish for a long lie in

Granted but you miss out on a free money give away that you would have won.


I wish someone would come clean my house for me.

Granted, but they throw your tablet away by mistake :p

I wish for new shoes

Granted, but they give you blisters.

I wish for a good book to read

Granted, but the last page has been ripped out

I wish for a holiday

Granted, with extra serving of heavy snow.

I wish for a full-body professional massage.

Granted, but the masseuse is a beginner and makes things worse.

I wish for enough time to enjoy nice weather

Granted, but you're house-bound with something contagious

I wish for diamonds

You get them but they are the worst quality and crack


I wish for a cute puppy

Granted. He pees inside your best shoes

I wish for a day off work

Granted, but you spend it sick and throwing up.

I wish for a new jacket

Granted, but it transfers color on your favorite t-shirt and ruins it.

I wish it's Friday night...

Granted, but you spend it working.

I wish I had a job

Granted, but you work horrid hours

I wish that school will be cancled tomorrow

Granted, but your teachers email you a weeks worth of assignments due the next day.


I wish I had somewhere fun to go tonight

Granted, but you're stuck with the most boring person you know

I wish I didn't need another year of foreign laungue for a UC DX

Granted, you need three more :p

I wish to be famous

Granted, but you never have a moment's peace and your life is posted all over the world.

I wish I didn't have back problems

Granted. You know have severe acne problems

i wish for bacon

granted, but you have to slaughter the pig yourself

I wish for snow

Granted, but you're snowed in with someone you hate

I wish for someone to be there for me

Granted, it's a bailiff collecting a debt

I wish for a new tattoo

Granted, but the tattoo artist messes up and it looks awful

I wish for my long hair back

Granted, but it's growing from your face not from your head

I wish for hot chocolate

Granted, but it's 3 years expired and makes you sick

I wish for a new phone